Curse

Alura Pyro · Sep 13, 2005, 08:16 PM // 20:16

39. your r/m is telling you how great his illusionary weapons barrage build is

Takeko Nakano · Sep 13, 2005, 08:21 PM // 20:21

39. Your monks keep assuming that the "w/m"s have healing skills and let them die.
40. Your monks leave the first time one of them dies.

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 13, 2005, 08:23 PM // 20:23

40. The only Monk confesses he/she is a terrific nuker/smiter
41. ....because someone said, "Wow. We're kicking ass! No DP yet!"
42. ....because someone said, "Oh crap, I ...(fill in reason)"
43. Because a W/mo made the independent decision that he was too impatient to wait for the folks who were afk for a pee-break. (Ever return from an afk to discover that you magically grew some DP?)
44. Because a W/Mo says it's ok for him to split from the group because "he can take care of himself" and that complainers should "keep up" with him.
45. Because the same W/Mo apparently can't take care of himself and dies - then cusses out the monks because they couldn't heal him fast enough.
46. Because the same W/Mo went so far ahead the casters and healers were busy fighting instead of healing or casting...
47. Because the same W/Mo says it's "hopeless" after he's rezzed and becomes the first one to quit.

Stell Pol · Sep 13, 2005, 08:28 PM // 20:28

48. Nobody except monks brought res or res sig because "that's the monks job" and the monk brought normal ressurect.
49. The monks can't stay alive under pressure and quit because YOU'RE the bad players.

TeK 23 · Sep 13, 2005, 08:31 PM // 20:31

Edited for correct #'s
50. "Why can't I attack?" "Oh, I have to select someone!"
51. "Why is my little screen flashing with a red thing and making a ding?"
52. "Oh, that's how u do that!" sometimes followed by. "Thanks" (Not a common occurance.)

53. "Why is my health bar pink?"

Titan Chrae · Sep 13, 2005, 08:33 PM // 20:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

well put ... but don't knock all monks with swords. Once I used one as a monk only for the +20% enchantment duration - no attacks.

I use a protection monk with a sword for +5 energy and +20% enchancement duration. I'm always team with my mate who uses a healing monk. I don't smite but I make a fair tank to keep mobs together for AOE.

55) When the Ranger says "I'll call", he didn't mean to post your phone number in team chat.

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 13, 2005, 08:41 PM // 20:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan Chrae

I use a protection monk with a sword for +5 energy and +20% enchancement duration. I'm always team with my mate who uses a healing monk. I don't smite but I make a fair tank to keep mobs together for AOE.

Now that I got me a Yakslapper I don't need my sword anymore ...

ElderAtronach · Sep 13, 2005, 08:51 PM // 20:51

56. Err = 7
57. Lag caused by DirectSong >.<
58. Monk forgot to target himself for healing

PieXags · Sep 13, 2005, 08:54 PM // 20:54

59.) You're eating.
60.) Your monk is widely known as a HAM. (Half-Assed Monk)
61.) You spilled sprite on your shirt.
62.) You pissed yourself.
63.) You downloaded the wrong graphics drivers.
64.) You don't have any green items.
65.) You're only 20 ecto away from your fissure armor.
66.) Your armor's not pink.

Artemis Bladewing · Sep 13, 2005, 09:14 PM // 21:14

67. Your Mom thinks you've played enough and turns off the power (oo I still hater her for that)
68. Your Brother/Sister decides to login the same acount on a different computer while your in the middle of the mission.
69. Half of your group has to go to bed
70.OMG WE DIDNT USE TS2 FO THE GREAT NORTHERN WALL COOP--THAT IS A MUST OR YOU LOOSE
71. Your Monks mo/me starts to tank, your warrior starts to cast earthquake and searing heat, your ranger thinks raising undeads is his job

zehly · Sep 13, 2005, 10:31 PM // 22:31

72. You have successfully capped the skill you need and want to go use it in the arenas.
73. Because whenever you go into a mission area (before you start) you immediately remove all skills from your bar and reset all your attribute points. Then you are blind invited and they start the second you join.
[Yes, I ALWAYS start out with a fresh start and ask the team, 'Yo, wtf you guys got planned?']
74. Because you capped the sk....
75. Your leader says "So who knows the mission" as soon as you get past the load screen, when THEY started the group. I'm sorry, but I feel that LEADERS are LEADERS and should LEAD the group. If you don't know it, FOLLOW THE LEADER!
76. Because everyone is a know-it-all-hot-shot who only takes orders from themselves.
77. Because you, a humble W/R are following the targets of the Ranger, when all the sudden EVERYONE except you decides to call different targets.
78. Because the boss that you need to cap your elite skill isn't there.
79. Your monk isn't infused.
80. Your warrior isn't infused.
81. You're the only one who speaks intelligeble English.
82. You had to smoke a bowl.
83. You run Windows 2003 XP 64 Edition, which is still buggy, and you randomly reboot.
84. You run Windows Me/95/98/3.11/69
85. Your favorite porno came on.
86. Law and Order is on and your DVR is full.
87. Because you capped th.....

Old Dood · Sep 13, 2005, 10:33 PM // 22:33

88. Everyone is just plain STOOPID! Including yourself!

[email protected] · Sep 13, 2005, 10:48 PM // 22:48

89. Because the warriors set up their skills to run 1/2 way not fight.

PieXags · Sep 13, 2005, 10:54 PM // 22:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

85. Your favorite porno came on.

What the hell?! I've never had a good porno come on while I was playing GW!

I knew I was getting screwed...

zehly · Sep 13, 2005, 11:18 PM // 23:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by PieXags

What the hell?! I've never had a good porno come on while I was playing GW!

I knew I was getting screwed...

"I knew I was getting screwed" ... no pun intended?

Dame&Beast · Sep 14, 2005, 02:24 AM // 02:24

...Your warrior is colorblind (actually have heard that one)

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 14, 2005, 02:35 AM // 02:35

My Memser is dyslexic.

Savio · Sep 14, 2005, 02:45 AM // 02:45

90. Your dorm house decides to have a fire drill without telling you about it.
91. There's a female Mesmer in FoW armor on your team.
92. Nobody brings anything to counter the Mursaat Monk boss.
93. Nobody brings anything to counter the Mursaat Mesmer boss.
94. Your teammates don't quite understand what the Monk means by "afk".
95. An Elementalist uses King Ironhammer to tank the mobs.
96. Everyone targets a different enemy.
97. Your caster doesn't understand what a hex is, let alone Backfire.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

My Memser is dyslexic.

My sympathies for your Memser.

Ultimate_Gaara · Sep 14, 2005, 02:46 AM // 02:46

well there is no way im going to read every last one... however i have a few that people have probaly already said, but oh well...

i guess this would be 98) Your warrior is not attacking the correct baddy of the three targets your ranger just called three seconds ago..

99) Because everyon except you happens to be a noob... (i hear this one a lot)

100) Everyones fault but yours (yup, classic pvp one)

101) You rezed the only guy on the team who has already used his rez sig...

thats all for now

Tur713 · Sep 14, 2005, 03:21 AM // 03:21

102) Everyone finds out how to use ctrl+click at the same time.

103) Somebody yells, "Press alt+F4 for Uber-God-1337-H4Xx0r Mode!"